the “most likely to hide knives under your dress” squad

braveravenclaw:

elixirkitten:

Taurus, Aries, Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Cancer

FUN STORY

WHEN I WAS IN THIRD GRADE I MADE DESIGNS FOR WEDDING DRESSES AND I MADE PLACES FOR GUNS AND KNIVES AND I SHOWED IT TO A LADY AT CURCH AND WELL SHE DOESNT COME TO CHURCH ANYMORE