did anybody else go through that phase in middle school where u used inanimate objects to talk about ur crush

lostpuppywonto:

radicaldirt:

like my friend would be like “wow josh is swell!” and i’d be like “let’ call him spaghetti when we talk about him!”

and everyone would use that

like i had a crush called fire hydrant bc he had red hair

I’m in college and I still do this ok